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Story: "Lucy the IT contractor"

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    Story: "Lucy the IT contractor"

    Lucy woke up early in the morning as it was time for her to go to her important IT contracting job.


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    Last edited by AtW; 7 March 2007, 14:50.

    #2
    She was sweating like a pig. She knew nothing about IT and had just finished a degree in Meejah Studies from the Polyversity of Slough.
    Hard Brexit now!
    #prayfornodeal

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      #3
      Originally posted by sasguru
      She was sweating like a pig. She knew nothing about IT and had just finished a degree in Meejah Studies from the Polyversity of Slough.
      where she had met BobShawadiwadi, her new lover
      whats the lowest you can do this for?

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        #4
        she got out of bed, and made her way to the bathroom, where the cool stream of water from her shower awaited her...
        SA says;
        Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!

        I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!

        n5gooner is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
        (whatever these are)

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          #5
          Now being in the shower she could not forget about her true love - clear as cold water of the magical waterfalls in which she was swimming knowing full well she is being peeked at.

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            #6
            Suddenly a Russian munchkin appeared and squeaked the mad cry of SKA, SKA, SKA. Thankfully he moved along the path until he was quite hidden and all that could be heard were the squeaks and the gibber.

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              #7
              She jumped into her ferrari and sped quickly across town, nearly killing several cyclists as she went. when she arrived at the office...

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                #8
                she went into the bog and layed a cable so big that it would be a danger to shipping
                Call the cops

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by andrew_neil_uk
                  She jumped into her ferrari and sped quickly across town, nearly killing several cyclists as she went. when she arrived at the office...
                  she noticed her pimp waiting for her in the reception area....
                  whats the lowest you can do this for?

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                    #10
                    suddenly....Lucy realised there was no bog roll in the toilet

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