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Are you free Mr Humphries?

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    Are you free Mr Humphries?

    John Inman has died

    Farewell old lad.
    I am not qualified to give the above advice!

    The original point and click interface by
    Smith and Wesson.

    Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

    #2
    Aw, that is sad, he really was a very good comic.
    Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
    threadeds website, and here's my blog.

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      #3
      Aye, saw him in panto in Woking a few years ago (as the dame of course). Still going strong..and getting the audience to call 'I'm free' whenever he appeared.

      I wanna know what happened to Mrs Slocombe's pussy.

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        #4
        My Kids loved the re-runs of are you being served.

        You just can't do comedy like that any more:

        Get your hands of my pussy Mr Humphries
        Do you think people who pack the confectionary into boxes at fudge making factories tell people what they do for a living?

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          #5
          Originally posted by sparklelard
          You just can't do comedy like that any more:

          Bit like Morecambe and Wise sitting in bed together...

          Older and ...well, just older!!

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            #6
            Hate it when Political Correctness ruins things!!

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              #7
              I thought he was straight...

              I'm sure I heard an radio interview where he went on about how his 'campness' was a mask and he used it to woo the ladies.

              But his Obit says his partner of 35 years was called Ron!
              How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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                #8
                Ronnette?

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                  #9
                  "I'm free" (from this mortal coil)
                  The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

                  But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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                    #10
                    "I wanna know what happened to Mrs Slocombe's pussy."

                    I don't - presumably it has well passed its sell by date and is covered in cob webs now.
                    Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

                    I preferred version 1!

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