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you gonna wait until tomorrow to poo it out then?
what a strange thing to want to do.
mind you i did try that once at glastonbury (the loos were a shocking state) until i was more afeared of the inevitable mess in my trousers... -
Originally posted by DS23you gonna wait until tomorrow to poo it out then?
what a strange thing to want to do.
mind you i did try that once at glastonbury (the loos were a shocking state) until i was more afeared of the inevitable mess in my trousers...The squint, the cocked eye and clenched first are the cornerstones of all Merseyside communication from birth to graveComment
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This is a fact I only learnt about you fellas recently - that yous poo loads of times a day!
I think the average is 4 EO - you might want to get yourself checked out...sounds like you have a blockage
Girls do it once, and sometimes once every 2 days.
Ahhh - its nice to share these things eh?The pope is a tard.Comment
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Originally posted by SallyAnneThis is a fact I only learnt about you fellas recently - that yous poo loads of times a day!
I think the average is 4 EO - you might want to get yourself checked out...sounds like you have a blockage
Girls do it once, and sometimes once every 2 days.
Ahhh - its nice to share these things eh?The squint, the cocked eye and clenched first are the cornerstones of all Merseyside communication from birth to graveComment
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"Girls do it once, and sometimes once every 2 days."
Unlike you SA we like to go in small dumps. I think you may find thats why you're toilet is always blocked.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan"Girls do it once, and sometimes once every 2 days."
Unlike you SA we like to go in small dumps. I think you may find thats why you're toilet is always blocked.
I dont do like thick curly wurly sized ones! They're more like mars bars.
Ewwww, why the frick are we talking about this?!! - think I've just put myself off chocolate foreverThe pope is a tard.Comment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan"Girls do it once, and sometimes once every 2 days."
Unlike you SA we like to go in small dumps. I think you may find thats why you're toilet is always blocked.Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ hereComment
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Originally posted by OwlHootThat's probably because the girlie wiping technique is to wind half the roll round their hand each time. Most guys just take two or three sheets and fold them. (Not that I'm an expert, mind - at other peoples' technique anyway )
Yeah - and that's why you bloke all have skid marks all over the place, cause yous just leave your tulip hanging there!!
Yous are utter mingers!!
Take the time to clean the area properly people - even if if does mean using half the roll!!!!!
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I caught my wife having a piss in the toilet the other day - it was like a scene out of War of the Worlds - she was hovering over the toilet blasting a yellow death ray of urine into the bowl armed with huge wads of trailing loopaper in both hands.
A scene I'll never forget...If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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