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    The Police

    Oh yes - got my tickets for Twickenham.

    Get in.
    Call the cops

    #2
    Originally posted by freakydancer
    Oh yes - got my tickets for Twickenham.

    Get in.

    Eh?

    Whats cricket got to do with the police?
    The pope is a tard.

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      #3
      Originally posted by SallyAnne
      Eh?

      Whats cricket got to do with the police?
      Cricket? WTF are you talking about??
      Call the cops

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        #4
        Originally posted by SallyAnne
        Eh?

        Whats cricket got to do with the police?
        Silly girl, that's where they play golf.

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          #5
          Originally posted by freakydancer
          Oh yes - got my tickets for Twickenham.

          Get in.
          and you accuse me of acting like a 40 year old!
          The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

          But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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            #6
            Originally posted by Bagpuss
            and you accuse me of acting like a 40 year old!
            Yep!

            But to make me feel young, I'm gonna be off my tits on acid when I go there!
            Call the cops

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              #7
              I'll assume SA's post was irony.

              Seeing a band along with 70,000 others is not fun. If they had done a residence at Brixton then that may have been better.

              Enjoy it though...

              Older and ...well, just older!!

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                #8
                Originally posted by freakydancer
                Yep!

                But to make me feel young, I'm gonna be off my tits on acid when I go there!
                You'll be the only one, everyone else will be drinking Olvaltine wearing their slippers
                The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

                But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by ratewhore
                  I'll assume SA's post was irony.

                  Seeing a band along with 70,000 others is not fun. If they had done a residence at Brixton then that may have been better.

                  Enjoy it though...

                  The only time it is fun is when you're in a field and complete strangers are passing round spliff's and you have no idea what’s in it, I saw the strokes at v one year and it was one of the best nights of my life, my misses and mates found me wrapped in a blanket sat against ice cream van with a big smiley face and vacant eye's top night.
                  Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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                    #10
                    Ah yes, festivals of course are a different beast. I'm talking about stadium tours, or even arena tours which, generally, are soulless places...

                    Older and ...well, just older!!

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