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    #1

    she's going...

    on holiday today! The wife and little are flying off for four weeks to visit the relatives today! yay! Don't mind the wife leaving - but will miss the little guy (I miss him during the day nevermind four weeks!).

    Any ideas what to do now that the nagging wife has left?
    McCoy: "Medical men are trained in logic."
    Spock: "Trained? Judging from you, I would have guessed it was trial and error."
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    Originally posted by lilelvis2000
    on holiday today! The wife and little are flying off for four weeks to visit the relatives today! yay! Don't mind the wife leaving - but will miss the little guy (I miss him during the day nevermind four weeks!).

    Any ideas what to do now that the nagging wife has left?
    Yellow pages
    "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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      #3
      Originally posted by lilelvis2000
      Any ideas what to do now that the nagging wife has left?
      Work on giving her grounds to be the ex-nagging wife.
      Drivel is my speciality

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        #4
        Originally posted by lilelvis2000
        Any ideas what to do now that the nagging wife has left?
        Have an affair.

        Go on - you know it makes sense.
        Call the cops

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          #5
          My wife goes to America with work for a week every quarter, I just go to bed later masturbate more and eat strange combinations for dinner, I think to myself that this is what my life would be like if I was single and always look forward to her coming back!
          Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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            #6
            Eat duck liver pate off a quivering dwarfs belly and pretend you're at one of Freddy Mercury's outrageous parties.
            If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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              #7
              Live like a pig make a mess
              Drink like there's no tomorrow,
              beer for the breakfast
              hit the town and go bird hunting

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                #8
                Originally posted by andy
                Live like a pig make a mess
                Drink like there's no tomorrow,
                beer for the breakfast
                hit the town and go bird hunting
                Naw... make sure the house is spotless, all the washing & ironing is done for when she comes back. I guarantee she will wonder wtf is going on and think you've been up to no good
                How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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                  #9
                  Firstly slightly move all of the furniture. Not enough to be obvious but just enough to make it look a bit odd.

                  Then proceed to stick bits of cork under the table legs to make it taller, again not too much but a bit.

                  Try and get all of the house furniture to be at slightly different angels.

                  When she comes back it will bug the hell out of her as she can’t put a finger on what’s different!
                  "Wait, I still function!"

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                    I'd invite everyone up - but me thinks you'd get to watford and be afraid of going further - and turn back.
                    McCoy: "Medical men are trained in logic."
                    Spock: "Trained? Judging from you, I would have guessed it was trial and error."

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