1. Lockdown the tax system so it's just bot worth being a contractor anymore even if your a Ltd Co.; then
2. Get rid of all those power-hungry computers, server, switches, tera-stations, printers, etc, etc, etc because they must contribute far more warm air than politicians do; then
3. All those irritating little IT workers will loose their jobs to the chinks or bungawallas who'll just carryone regardless pumping out CO2; which means
4. All those umemployed and unemployable IT workers will rapidly plumb into poverty, mental ill health and suicide; the consequences of which will be
5. The Government saves a shed load of money on benefits pension pay-outs; and all because
6. It's our ******* fault that Government IT projects go rapidly tits-up when the truth is that what politicians and civil servants know about IT could be written on the back of a postage stamp (in wax crayon); nevertheless
7. The Government will have it's revenge on IT.
All very simple really. You might think I'm paranoid, but frankly they all say that! I tell you people, it's a bloody conspiracy!
2. Get rid of all those power-hungry computers, server, switches, tera-stations, printers, etc, etc, etc because they must contribute far more warm air than politicians do; then
3. All those irritating little IT workers will loose their jobs to the chinks or bungawallas who'll just carryone regardless pumping out CO2; which means
4. All those umemployed and unemployable IT workers will rapidly plumb into poverty, mental ill health and suicide; the consequences of which will be
5. The Government saves a shed load of money on benefits pension pay-outs; and all because
6. It's our ******* fault that Government IT projects go rapidly tits-up when the truth is that what politicians and civil servants know about IT could be written on the back of a postage stamp (in wax crayon); nevertheless
7. The Government will have it's revenge on IT.
All very simple really. You might think I'm paranoid, but frankly they all say that! I tell you people, it's a bloody conspiracy!
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