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Anyone ever been chased down the road by a Lion

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    Anyone ever been chased down the road by a Lion

    I havn't

    is it true that they put bits of wilderbeest in the veldt to tempt them out ?







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    I have.
    Call the cops

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      #3
      So who ran the quickest
      freakydancer on the pavement
      or the lion through freakydancer sh!t









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        #4
        Well coming from South Africa, I haven't been necessarily chased, but we did play Dare in the Veldt where one of us would run as far as we could in a lion area and place a six pack of beers on the floor and run back, then the next guy would have to run in pick them up and run as far as he wanted to and out them down for the next guy.
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          #5
          Originally posted by cykophysh39
          Well coming from South Africa, I haven't been necessarily chased, but we did play Dare in the Veldt where one of us would run as far as we could in a lion area and place a six pack of beers on the floor and run back, then the next guy would have to run in pick them up and run as far as he wanted to and out them down for the next guy.
          We used to do a similar trick on the M25 - run across the carriageway & put the six pack on the central reservation etc. etc.
          How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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            #6
            Not me - but I've been mock-charged by a warthog in Tala game reserve.

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              #7
              aint it grand the ignornace of youth

              I would say the m25 has whole lot more dangerous animals on it
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                #8
                I was trying to take a photo of the little bugger

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                  [QUOTE=EternalOptimist]I havn't

                  is it true that they put bits of wilderbeest in the veldt to tempt them out ?


                  A guy came rocketing towards me this morning.

                  I stopped him and said "What's your rush."

                  " A Lion has just escaped from the zoo" he replied.

                  "Which way did it go" I enquired with no small concern.

                  "Well I ain't chasing the Fecker" he gasped.

                  Honest

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by EternalOptimist
                    So who ran the quickest
                    freakydancer on the pavement
                    or the lion through freakydancer sh!t
                    Me of course.

                    I ain't afraid of no motherf*cking cat.
                    Call the cops

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