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Myth 3: A cows deadly pump!

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    Myth 3: A cows deadly pump!

    Is it true that cow pumps are worse for the environment than cars?

    I think I heard that on the ever factual Richard and Judy!

    Last edited by SallyAnne; 14 March 2007, 12:30.
    The pope is a tard.

    #2
    Originally posted by SallyAnne
    Is it true that cow pumps are worse than the environment than cars?

    I think I heard that on the ever factual Richard and Judy!

    How does one operate a cow pump?
    The squint, the cocked eye and clenched first are the cornerstones of all Merseyside communication from birth to grave

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      #3
      Then you have the "sasguru" pump. His gob. Emitting more hot air than the average bovine without the charisma to match.
      “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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        #4
        Originally posted by SallyAnne
        Is it true that cow pumps are worse than the environment than cars?

        I think I heard that on the ever factual Richard and Judy!

        WTF is a cow pump? is this more of your northern speak "like"?
        Call the cops

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          #5
          Originally posted by EqualOpportunities
          How does one operate a cow pump?

          No - a cow's pump. The pump, from a cow!

          Farting, gas, letting one off, blowing a nasty, satans wind, etc etc
          The pope is a tard.

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            #6
            Originally posted by SallyAnne
            No - a cow's pump. The pump, from a cow!

            Farting, gas, letting one off, blowing a nasty, satans wind, etc etc

            I thinks she's on about guffing to youse southern gits








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              #7
              Originally posted by SallyAnne
              Blowing a nasty
              I thought that was what your sort did behind a nightclub, at kicking out time, in exchange for a WKD Blue or something equally classy...
              The squint, the cocked eye and clenched first are the cornerstones of all Merseyside communication from birth to grave

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                #8
                Dunno but probably. a) Worldwide must be far more cows than cars. b) It contains methane not CO2

                What I keep saying. Cows should have little power stations fitted to their bottoms that charge battery packs on their backs which you can then put in your electric car. Or you just put wheels and a motor on the cow.

                PS ON the other hand cows do not go at 70mph so may not generate so much waste.
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by EqualOpportunities
                  I thought that was what your sort did behind a nightclub, at kicking out time, in exchange for a WKD Blue or something equally classy...
                  Ah bless you - you know fine well it was for a packet of crisps, but you tried to make me sound classy by saying it was for a bottle of WKD.

                  Thanks hun xx

                  The pope is a tard.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by SallyAnne
                    Ah bless you - you know fine well it was for a packet of crisps, but you tried to make me sound classy by saying it was for a bottle of WKD.

                    Thanks hun xx

                    You're welcome
                    The squint, the cocked eye and clenched first are the cornerstones of all Merseyside communication from birth to grave

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