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    Global Warming on Mars

    Global warming on Mars

    What's the solution before the CO2 caps melt flooding
    the martian landscap ith liquid CO2 ?

    Higher taxes ?

    My suggestion is to introduce a browny/orange tax on martian exploration buggies.
    Last edited by BlasterBates; 14 March 2007, 12:33.
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    Before reading the post content I thought it was an idea for the title of a new and thrilling TV Drama series...
    Why the avatar? Well anyone accused of plotting against Gordon Brown can't be all bad.

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      Global warming on Mars has only started since Earth Men started to send those polluting rockets to Mars. Rockets should be taxed for Mars carbon offsetting.
      "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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        Tax the martians, those green slimey bas***

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          Mars used to be a thriving prosperous planet before they ignored the warnings and burnt their own atmosphere.
          Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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            Originally posted by BlasterBates
            Global warming on Mars

            What's the solution before the CO2 caps melt flooding
            the martian landscap ith liquid CO2 ?

            Higher taxes ?

            My suggestion is to introduce a browny/orange tax on martian exploration buggies.
            No worries about flooding, Blaster - CO2 sublimes.

            It's still a greenhouse gas though, so yes, why should those martian barstards get away without extra taxes?

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              Originally posted by andy
              Tax the martians, those green slimey bas***
              Say what you like about them greenies, you can’t argue against them having natural rhythm.
              Drivel is my speciality

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                Ban Electric Cars

                Originally posted by BlasterBates
                Global warming on Mars

                What's the solution before the CO2 caps melt flooding
                the martian landscap ith liquid CO2 ?

                Higher taxes ?

                My suggestion is to introduce a browny/orange tax on martian exploration buggies.
                If just two mars buggies can cause this much global warming we should ban electric cars from Earth immediately. Millions of petrol-drive cars haven't caused anything like the same problem.

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                  Originally posted by Buffoon
                  Say what you like about them greenies, you can’t argue against them having natural rhythm.
                  H.G Wells "No one would have believed in the last years of the nineteenth century that this world was being watched keenly and closely by intelligences greater than man's and yet as mortal as his own"

                  I think you will find they copied us by studying afro/american men working on the chain gangs.
                  Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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                    Originally posted by Buffoon
                    Say what you like about them greenies, you can’t argue against them having natural rhythm.
                    They can't fecking swim though, can they?

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