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Robinson Crusoe - Global Warming Shock

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    Robinson Crusoe - Global Warming Shock

    It happen'd one Day about Noon going towards my Boat, I was exceedingly surpriz'd with the Print of a Man's naked Foot on the Shore, which was very plain to be seen in the Sand: I stood like one Thunder-struck, or as if I had seen an Apparition; I listen'd, I look'd round me, I could hear nothing, nor see any Thing, I went up to a rising Ground to look farther, I went up the Shore and down the Shore, but it was all one, I could see no other Impression but that one, I went to it again to see if there were any more, and to observe if it might not be my Fancy; but there was no Room for that, for there was exactly the very Print of a Foot, Toes, Heel, and every Part of a Foot; how it came thither, I knew not, nor could in the least imagine. I checked my bible 'SASGuru GW for idiots' and there was the answer: a carbon footprint had come to my island.








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    #2
    what? haven't you read ' global warming for dummies' ?

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      #3
      Robinson Crusoe was sexist a racist. There should be an updated version where Robinson Crusoe meets Friday and has a gay relationship.
      "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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