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Anyone on here ever been tortured by the security services

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    Anyone on here ever been tortured by the security services

    I havn't

    Did you fess up to anything just to get away ?

    Help the Police, beat yourself up







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    only the old rusty bic trick...
    SA says;
    Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!

    I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!

    n5gooner is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
    (whatever these are)

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      #3
      I did work for the MoD once - that was torture itself. Does that count?

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        #4
        I was abducted by aliens. does that count ?

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          #5
          Originally posted by andy
          I was abducted by aliens. does that count ?

          did they have ray guns and big funny shaped heads ?





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            #6
            Not yet...
            Why the avatar? Well anyone accused of plotting against Gordon Brown can't be all bad.

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              #7
              I got detained by a couple of CID officers for alledgedly firebombing a National Front office once.
              bloggoth

              If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
              John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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                #8
                Originally posted by Kyajae
                I did work for the MoD once - that was torture itself. Does that count?

                That's not torture....it's self harm.

                Very Sadistic.

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