Anyone on here ever been whipped on the bum with a scented bootlace ?

[EternalOptimist]

I havn't


But I did once go out with a bird who said 'I bet you have a very firm hand'

took several hints before I realised she wanted to be beaten like a gong. Very scarey in a horney sort of way.

[Bagpuss]

Did she chose to do that or was she born that way?

[freakydancer]

I havn't


But I did once go out with a bird who said 'I bet you have a very firm hand'

took several hints before I realised she wanted to be beaten like a gong. Very scarey in a horney sort of way.

A bird stuck her thumb up my arse while I was sh*gging her. To this day, I'm still not sure if I enjoyed it or not.

[The Farmer]

A bird stuck her thumb up my arse while I was sh*gging her. To this day, I'm still not sure if I enjoyed it or not.

You fecking loved it

[Lucifer Box]

A bird stuck her thumb up my arse while I was sh*gging her. To this day, I'm still not sure if I enjoyed it or not.

I wouldn't say no. With my looks I can't afford to.

[freakydancer]

You fecking loved it

I think I did to be honest - the fact that I'd been after the bird for ages and finally got hold of her meant I'd have pretty much been up for anything really.

[SallyAnne]

I think I did to be honest - the fact that I'd been after the bird for ages and finally got hold of her meant I'd have pretty much been up for anything really.

You blokes have got a g-spot up there which, when found, make yous howl like willderbeasts.

[kramer]

a thumb is a bit much isn't it??? she sounds like a east end kind of girl!

[sasguru]

You blokes have got a g-spot up there which, when found, make yous howl like willderbeasts.

Now look what you did - you made me spill my coffee and everyone around me thinks I'm mad as a hatter coz I guffaw to myself.

[The Farmer]

I think I did to be honest - the fact that I'd been after the bird for ages and finally got hold of her meant I'd have pretty much been up for anything really.

Did you put in a thumd recce yourself freakyD?