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Drunken Polish man cuts off his own dick.

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    Drunken Polish man cuts off his own dick.

    Ananova

    A Polish man cut off his own genitals in a drunken fit of rage after his wife left him.

    Tadeus Konopizc, 40, from Zakopane, slashed off his penis and testicles with a six inch kitchen knife after downing more than a bottle of vodka.

    He managed to call doctors to tell them what he had done and they sent a special helicopter rescue team to fly him to the northern town of Bialystok where surgeons specialise in sewing back severed organs.

    But heavy fog on the way delayed the helicopter and by the time they reached the hospital doctors said it was too late to reattach the man's private parts.

    He is now expected to undergo months of surgery as doctors attempt to re-build his penis using skin from elsewhere on his body.
    Drivel is my speciality

    #2
    Originally posted by Buffoon
    Ananova

    hospital doctors said it was too late to reattach the man's private parts.

    He is now expected to undergo months of surgery as doctors attempt to re-build his penis using skin from elsewhere on his body.
    Skin from his little finger?
    "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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      #3
      skin from his chin?

      he'll have to shave it!
      Your parents ruin the first half of your life and your kids ruin the second half

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        #4
        Originally posted by Buffoon
        A Polish man cut off his own genitals in a drunken fit of rage after his wife left him.
        That will teach her!
        Last edited by Burdock; 15 March 2007, 15:40.

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          #5
          It worked then.

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            #6
            Originally posted by zeitghost
            There are four 'pr1cks' in that story!

            The vegetarian option.

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