How big women can score with men.

[SallyAnne]

It starts with them saying "can I nick one of your chips love" and then before you know it, you're down on your knees behind the back of the pub.
A year later propose, then it's time to move on.

So I've heard.

[The Farmer]

Failing that a half bottle of Jack Daniels will normally do the trick.

[kirk]

Apparantly they get you at your most vulnerable (i.e. pissed!)

[n5gooner]

wow - from chips to a BJ in one easy step...

[SallyAnne]

Apparantly they get you at your most vulnerable (i.e. pissed!)

Well the camera adds 10 pounds, but the booze takes off 50

[freakydancer]

I can honestly say that no matter how pissed I've been I've never shagged a fat bird. The only way that would happen is.....actually, there is no way that it would happen.

Call me shallow or whatever, but I know I'm not alone...

[SallyAnne]

I can honestly say that no matter how pissed I've been I've never shagged a fat bird. The only way that would happen is.....actually, there is no way that it would happen.

Call me shallow or whatever, but I know I'm not alone...

Each to their own hun bun.

[EternalOptimist]

I can honestly say that no matter how pissed I've been I've never shagged a fat bird. The only way that would happen is.....actually, there is no way that it would happen.

Call me shallow or whatever, but I know I'm not alone...

I can honestly say the opposite. I've never sh@gged a skinny bird. To be honest I can see no way that would happen.

[SallyAnne]

I can honestly say the opposite. I've never sh@gged a skinny bird. To be honest I can see no way that would happen.

I'm guessing you dont mean by choice

Hey us fat lasses aren't here as second best you know! We are an acquired taste

[EternalOptimist]

acquired taste

Its not the taste I was lamenting, its having to tie my ankles to the bottom of the bed before they dive on