3 little pigs

[Burdock]

Crikey, it's 8.15am and no-one has posted an outraged message yet about the school in Bradford that was asked to re-stage it's play of 'The Three Little Pigs' (to avoid offending Muslims) as the 'The Three Little Puppies'.

Aside from the fact that thousands of Muslims have stated time and time again they are not offended in the slightest by such things, I can't see 'the big bad wolf' threatening to blow the puppies house down (as they are all descended from the same canine roots). More likely the puppies would invite the wolf in for a bacon sarnie

[SallyAnne]

You're wrong - I just read about that in another thread somewhere

Edit: Yep, at 7:47 it was posted in the Tumbridge Wells thread

[Moose423956]

It has been reinstated. The voice of reason has prevailed.

[The Farmer]

It has been reinstated. The voice of reason has prevailed.

That's a first then.

[Kyajae]

I say we're a nation of pork and bacon munchers. If it offends you, you can exercise you're ultimate yoomun rite to **** off elsewhere. Try Saudi Arabia, for example; there you can live a pork and bacon free life, go around looking like a letter box, truly experience what a police state is really like and get all the Islam you can stomach. (oh, and look like you've never shaved for 40 years).

Ok, that's the women sorted, now what advice can we give to muzzy men?

[Numptycorner]

Honophobic racists like!

[Moose423956]

That's a first then.

Worth showing here, I think:

However, council education spokesman Jim Dodds told BBC Five Live the decision had been overturned.

He said: "There is something barmy going on here and it has happened on my watch.

"I can tell you now that the three little pigs will be back into the school musical festival.

"The decision (to ban the pigs) was made by well-meaning people - it was the wrong decision, so let's stick with the traditions."

[BoredBloke]

'The Three Little Puppies'.

Wouldn't that have implications on any Koreans?

[DS23]

yeah, and for anyone with three nipples.

[threaded]

Why did the loonies who thought this one up think that puppies are less offensive than pigs to muslims?

Hmm, guess it was a state employed school teacher.