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    Her next door has the builders in...

    Knock knock, hammer hamer hammer.

    I'm going out for a walk.

    #2
    Mmmmmmm builders

    I think its something to do with the boots! Or the manual labour, the sweat, coverred in dirt....

    <cough>
    The pope is a tard.

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      #3
      next she'll have the painters in....

      whinge whinge whinge... moan moan moan
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      SA - Is it like a dragons nostril?

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        #4
        Originally posted by zeitghost
        Her next door has the builders in...

        Knock knock, hammer hamer hammer.

        I'm going out for a walk.
        Perhaps she's having someone buried inside the foundations. Fred West built a career on it.

        When the police finally caught up with him, he confessed to one body in house but when they dug up his house and found five, his excuse was "well, I'm a builder, it was an estimate"!

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          #5
          Bugger
          Last edited by Nina; 16 March 2007, 10:11.

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            #6
            Originally posted by SallyAnne
            Mmmmmmm builders

            I think its something to do with the boots! Or the manual labour, the sweat, coverred in dirt....

            <cough>
            Yeah buildres are renown for their athletic bodies
            I remember the good old days of this site when people used to moan about serious contractor related issues like house prices and immigration. How times have changed!?

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              #7
              Originally posted by Numptycorner
              Yeah buildres are renown for their athletic bodies

              Who wants an athletic body?! Give me a real man any day of the week!
              The pope is a tard.

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                #8
                Originally posted by SallyAnne
                Who wants an athletic body?! Give me a real man any day of the week!
                I reckon Stan Ogden would be up your street, or Eddie Yates
                I remember the good old days of this site when people used to moan about serious contractor related issues like house prices and immigration. How times have changed!?

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Numptycorner
                  I reckon Stan Ogden would be up your street, or Eddie Yates
                  Or Mr Creosote!

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Numptycorner
                    I reckon Stan Ogden would be up your street, or Eddie Yates

                    Jesus - how old are you?!
                    The pope is a tard.

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