Personally I’d like something like:
I plead guilty for all my crimes and offer no defence. I am so sorry for all the trouble I have caused and accept my execution with humility. 
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****** hate the *****. Here is a left hook and a right jab in your face elGordo you ugly fat scot ******
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Originally posted by MobileCheese ****** hate the *****. Here is a left hook and a right jab in your face elGordo you ugly fat scot ******
That would certainly be a strange speach!The pope is a tard.Comment
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Not if it was delivered by you on a Friday nightOriginally posted by SallyAnne
The squint, the cocked eye and clenched first are the cornerstones of all Merseyside communication from birth to graveComment
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Originally posted by EqualOpportunitiesNot if it was delivered by you on a Friday night
But I would never say such a thing - not to Gordo anyway. To Cameron maybe, but I'd change "fat ugly scot" to "smarmie big shiney faced tw*t" obviously.The pope is a tard.Comment
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Cameron is a smarmie git, I can't really deny that. And I am not a lover of the Tories. But please tell me that you realise that this lot are the biggest set of lying, thieving, traitors this country has ever had the misfortune to be burdened with, it's just that you don't care.Originally posted by SallyAnneBoom boom boom boom
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Leftie scumbag.Originally posted by SallyAnneThe squint, the cocked eye and clenched first are the cornerstones of all Merseyside communication from birth to graveComment
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Well Wonderwaif, even though you were my favourite honey when I first joined, I'm afraid I'm going to have to disagree.Originally posted by wonderwaif
I likes 'em.
I think the country is in an amazing position, WAY better than it was 10 years ago.
They're far from perfect like, but I think they've done a decent enough job.The pope is a tard.Comment
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Southern tory toffOriginally posted by EqualOpportunities
The pope is a tard.Comment
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You see? This is what happens when you give women the vote!Originally posted by SallyAnne
“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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