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    find my @rse with both hands.

    I don't have a map.







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    #2
    You are Steve McClaren and I claim £5 million pounds England Manager Salary.

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      #3
      Originally posted by EternalOptimist
      find my @rse with both hands.

      I don't have a map.








      The process usually comes with an easy-to-follow instruction guide (though you'll probably need both hands to read it first).. Failing that, try the braille method and avoid dingleberries!

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        #4
        Sue God for giving you an arse
        The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

        But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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          #5
          Find your elbow. That's your arse.
          Hard Brexit now!
          #prayfornodeal

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            #6
            Listen for the Jibber, and you will find it.

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