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The less you know the more you make

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    The less you know the more you make

    Engineers and scientists will never make as much money as business
    executives will. Now, for the first time we have a rigid Mathematical
    proof that explains why this is in fact true.

    Postulate 1: Knowledge is power.

    Postulate 2: Time is money.

    As every Engineer knows, Work / Time = Power

    Since Knowledge = Power, and Time = Money, we have Work / Money =
    Knowledge

    Solving for Money, we get: Work / Knowledge = Money Thus, as Knowledge
    approaches zero,

    Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of work done.

    Conclusion: The less you know, the more you make.

    #2
    "He then went on to prove that black was white was run over and killed at the next Zebra crossing."

    With apologies to DNA.
    "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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