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    I had a pimp on the phone last night from Spring.....he was Irish.....<rubs legs>.....we had a good bit crack on and I found myself flirting with him over the phone a little bit. It was most definately his Irish accent that did it, but I felt sooooooo dirty afterwards!!!!
    The pope is a tard.

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    Originally posted by SallyAnne
    I had a pimp on the phone last night from Spring.....he was Irish.....<rubs legs>.....we had a good bit crack on and I found myself flirting with him over the phone a little bit. It was most definately his Irish accent that did it, but I felt sooooooo dirty afterwards!!!!
    Nice on the phone, add 4 stone.
    Call the cops

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      #3
      A lot of girls go bandy for an oirish accent. Definitely worth cultivating one I think.
      Boom boom boom boom
      A-haw haw haw haw
      Hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm
      Hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm

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        #4
        Originally posted by wonderwaif
        A lot of girls go bandy for an oirish accent. Definitely worth cultivating one I think.
        Yep - I hear Paisleys sermons produce mass orgasms
        Call the cops

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          #5
          Originally posted by freakydancer
          Yep - I hear Paisleys sermons produce mass orgasms
          I forgot about him. I think I'd be better going for Brummie.
          Boom boom boom boom
          A-haw haw haw haw
          Hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm
          Hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm

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            #6
            Originally posted by freakydancer
            Yep - I hear Paisleys sermons produce mass orgasms
            Would mass orgasms not be a result of Catholic preaching?
            Why the avatar? Well anyone accused of plotting against Gordon Brown can't be all bad.

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              #7
              Originally posted by freakydancer
              Nice on the phone, add 4 stone.
              The pope is a tard.

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                #8
                Originally posted by ZZZZ Snoozer
                Would mass orgasms not be a result of Catholic preaching?

                I am having nun of that




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                  #9
                  Originally posted by SallyAnne
                  I had a pimp on the phone last night from Spring.....he was Irish.....<rubs legs>.....we had a good bit crack on and I found myself flirting with him over the phone a little bit. It was most definately his Irish accent that did it, but I felt sooooooo dirty afterwards!!!!
                  SA - are you one of those fems that goes into Slapper mode and turns on the girlie charm to get a gig? Have you ever shagged a pimp or interviewer to get a gig?

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Kyajae
                    SA - are you one of those fems that goes into Slapper mode and turns on the girlie charm to get a gig? Have you ever shagged a pimp or interviewer to get a gig?



                    I'll take the 5th on that one I think.
                    The pope is a tard.

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