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    A picture of my girlfriend ...

    ... is what I carry in my wallet. Corny or what?

    Move on, nothing to see here
    Hard Brexit now!
    #prayfornodeal

    #2
    Originally posted by sasguru
    ... is what I carry in my wallet. Corny or what?

    Move on, nothing to see here

    I keep a picture of my ex in my wallet which I always keep in my back pocket. It's the nearest to her kissing my @rse I'm likely to get

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      #3
      Spot that sas is claiming to have a girlfriend...
      Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
      threadeds website, and here's my blog.

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        #4
        Originally posted by threaded
        Spot that sas is claiming to have a girlfriend...
        Some of us take it for granted, dear boy.

        Anyway, surprised that you can spot anything through the blubber that covers your ocular cavities.
        Hard Brexit now!
        #prayfornodeal

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          #5
          Originally posted by threaded
          Spot that sas is claiming to have a girlfriend...
          She calls him Mr Dudley
          The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

          But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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            #6
            Originally posted by sasguru
            ... is what I carry in my wallet. Corny or what?

            Move on, nothing to see here
            Q: What's the similarity between your girlfriend and a condom?

            A: They both spend more time in your wallet than on your c*ck.

            IGMC
            The vegetarian option.

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              #7
              I bet she looks like his avatar

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                #8
                Originally posted by Bagpuss
                She calls him Mr Dudley
                are you saying that SAS is a 13" pepper mill

                that's a wee bit generous i think
                The proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek Points

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by chef
                  are you saying that SAS is a 13" pepper mill

                  that's a wee bit generous i think
                  http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/image...ey2_300bbc.jpg
                  The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

                  But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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                    #10
                    i keep a picture of my lass on teh toilet seat because she likes watersports.
                    Keep it clean!!!

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