I'm thinking of forming an extremist religious group - anyone got any ideas what the manifesto should be?
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Originally posted by freakydancerI'm thinking of forming an extremist religious group - anyone got any ideas what the manifesto should be? -
Originally posted by zeitghost...get lots of machine guns & shag all the women....Call the copsComment
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Originally posted by zeitghostYou have twigged that the Leader gets to shag your wife/daughter/gf/mistress and you don't any more, haven't you?Comment
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Originally posted by kirkI'll join
You are my leader
No gingers though please.
chop chop!!Call the copsComment
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If there is any head lopping to be done I think you will find you will have some stiff competition from another already established extremist religion!
MailmanComment
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Originally posted by Red 7That's cool so long as the money is good.Comment
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How about this as the mantra:
I can virtually do anything I read
Someone somewhere swa between your knees
Hand me out fish, did some big tease
Oh man did you **** it, Baby brother I took it
Then I pilfered th ebag and the amex gold
Because the lord chief constable knows a mole,
And everybody said I told you so.
God made it easy
God made it easy on me
God made it easy on me
God rains it E's
God rains it E's all on me
God made it E's all on me
'Coz me and the chief got soul to soul
Me and the chief got slowly stoned
Me and the chief got soul to soul
Oh me and all the chiefs get slowly stoned
You could get a giant Shaun Ryder golden budha type figureScience isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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Originally posted by gingerjediHow about this as the mantra:
I can virtually do anything I read
Someone somewhere swa between your knees
Hand me out fish, did some big tease
Oh man did you **** it, Baby brother I took it
Then I pilfered th ebag and the amex gold
Because the lord chief constable knows a mole,
And everybody said I told you so.
God made it easy
God made it easy on me
God made it easy on me
God rains it E's
God rains it E's all on me
God made it E's all on me
'Coz me and the chief got soul to soul
Me and the chief got slowly stoned
Me and the chief got soul to soul
Oh me and all the chiefs get slowly stoned
You could get a giant Shaun Ryder golden budha type figure
Then get f**king wasted.Call the copsComment
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