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    Forming a cult

    I'm thinking of forming an extremist religious group - anyone got any ideas what the manifesto should be?
    Call the cops

    #2
    Originally posted by freakydancer
    I'm thinking of forming an extremist religious group - anyone got any ideas what the manifesto should be?
    So long as Islam gets a bad deal from it, count me in!

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      #3
      Originally posted by zeitghost
      ...get lots of machine guns & shag all the women....
      I like it....I like it a lot!!
      Call the cops

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        #4
        I'll join

        You are my leader

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          #5
          Originally posted by zeitghost
          You have twigged that the Leader gets to shag your wife/daughter/gf/mistress and you don't any more, haven't you?
          That's cool so long as the money is good.

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            #6
            Originally posted by kirk
            I'll join

            You are my leader
            Right, as your esteemed leader, I instruct you to round up as many fit birds as you can, all of whom are open for a bit of brain washing and free love, and bring them to me.

            No gingers though please.

            chop chop!!
            Call the cops

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              #7
              If there is any head lopping to be done I think you will find you will have some stiff competition from another already established extremist religion!

              Mailman

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                #8
                Originally posted by Red 7
                That's cool so long as the money is good.
                Uhhh no, Daughter was in the list, that's not so cool.

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                  #9
                  How about this as the mantra:

                  I can virtually do anything I read
                  Someone somewhere swa between your knees
                  Hand me out fish, did some big tease
                  Oh man did you **** it, Baby brother I took it
                  Then I pilfered th ebag and the amex gold
                  Because the lord chief constable knows a mole,
                  And everybody said I told you so.

                  God made it easy
                  God made it easy on me
                  God made it easy on me

                  God rains it E's
                  God rains it E's all on me
                  God made it E's all on me

                  'Coz me and the chief got soul to soul
                  Me and the chief got slowly stoned
                  Me and the chief got soul to soul
                  Oh me and all the chiefs get slowly stoned


                  You could get a giant Shaun Ryder golden budha type figure
                  Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by gingerjedi
                    How about this as the mantra:

                    I can virtually do anything I read
                    Someone somewhere swa between your knees
                    Hand me out fish, did some big tease
                    Oh man did you **** it, Baby brother I took it
                    Then I pilfered th ebag and the amex gold
                    Because the lord chief constable knows a mole,
                    And everybody said I told you so.

                    God made it easy
                    God made it easy on me
                    God made it easy on me

                    God rains it E's
                    God rains it E's all on me
                    God made it E's all on me

                    'Coz me and the chief got soul to soul
                    Me and the chief got slowly stoned
                    Me and the chief got soul to soul
                    Oh me and all the chiefs get slowly stoned


                    You could get a giant Shaun Ryder golden budha type figure
                    And instead of getting on your knees like those islam types do (and SA for that matter), everyone has do the running man dance, Bez style.

                    Then get f**king wasted.
                    Call the cops

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