Contractor Code

[EternalOptimist]

If we are to have a Contractor Alliance, I think its about time we formalised the contractor code. It will then be ratified by the contractor alliance and we will all sign it.

Please nominate any clauses that you think may be suitable.

Clause 1.The contractor should strive not to get involved in Office politics.
2.A contractor never discusses money or rates with permie colleagues.
3.Always attempt to poo during clients time.
4.Murdering agents should not be encouraged.
5.Contractors should avoid replying to people called Chico or Denny.

[Buffoon]

I think we should follow the example of nuLieBore and drop Clause 4.

[Lockhouse]

Rule n-1: I live therefore I invoice.

[SallyAnne]

Are we alloowed to talk about Contractor Alliance? This might effect the rule numbering alightly.

[EqualOpportunities]

Are we alloowed to talk about Contractor Alliance? This might effect the rule numbering alightly.

Sounds more Scottish than Scumberland...

[SallyAnne]

Sounds more Scottish than Scumberland...

And how would a yam yam pronounce it?

[EqualOpportunities]

And how would a yam yam pronounce it?

Is that a 'yam yam and proud of it yam yam' or a 'I desperately try not to sound like a yam yam' yam yam?

[SallyAnne]

Is that a 'yam yam and proud of it yam yam' or a 'I desperately try not to sound like a yam yam' yam yam?

Ashamed of your roots - thats so sad

[EqualOpportunities]

Ashamed of your roots - thats so sad

Yes, and my accent.

[SallyAnne]

Yes, and my accent.

I've still got absolutely no idea how you sound!!! Are you a brummie or what? If you're a brummie just say so - theres nothing to be ashamed of man!

I've told people I'm ginger - we're family here, there should be no judgement