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    Condom testers wanted...

    Like it says...

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/6507611.stm

    #2
    You have to work a week in hand first mind .




    It's a very old joke, but someone had to do it.
    I am not qualified to give the above advice!

    The original point and click interface by
    Smith and Wesson.

    Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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      #3
      ""The idea is to create a massive panel of testers who can try Durex condoms, have sex and then give us feedback about their experiences - in strictest confidence, of course," a Durex spokeswoman said. "

      Anybody know if you are allocated a partner, or do you get to choose from the database?
      Boom boom boom boom
      A-haw haw haw haw
      Hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm
      Hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm

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        #4
        Originally posted by wonderwaif
        ""The idea is to create a massive panel of testers who can try Durex condoms, have sex and then give us feedback about their experiences - in strictest confidence, of course," a Durex spokeswoman said. "

        Anybody know if you are allocated a partner, or do you get to choose from the database?
        True story.

        I was in a queue at the window of a petrol station in Liverpool about ten years ago.
        Just in front was a 'lady of the night', mini skirt, loads of perfume etc.

        She says 'Packet of durex please like'
        he says 'Sorry love we dont sell em anymore'

        pause

        she says 'er a packet of wrigleys then like'
        I laughed so hard I nearly peed, she just looked at me and shrugged





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          #5
          I didn't understand this bit:-

          Durex sales in the six months until September 2006 increased by 7% compared with the same period in the previous year, driven by a surge in sales of personal devices and lubricants.
          So you need a condom to stick vibrators up yer bits now? Is there some new health scare I haven't heard of ?
          bloggoth

          If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
          John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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            #6
            Originally posted by EternalOptimist
            True story.

            I was in a queue at the window of a petrol station in Liverpool about ten years ago.
            Just in front was a 'lady of the night', mini skirt, loads of perfume etc.

            She says 'Packet of durex please like'
            he says 'Sorry love we dont sell em anymore'

            pause

            she says 'er a packet of wrigleys then like'
            I laughed so hard I nearly peed, she just looked at me and shrugged





            Sally-Anne moonlighting, perhaps?
            Hard Brexit now!
            #prayfornodeal

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