Daughter phoned me up, "Is it OK to cycle into town?"
"Yes, of course," I replied, "what are you going for?"
"It's a secret."
"OK"...
A few hours later daughter phones me up again, this time crying...
"What's up?" I enquire.
"I bought you a chocolate chicken as a present, but then it kept saying it wanted me to eat it. Now I've eaten it, and I don't have it as a present for you any more."
"Yes, of course," I replied, "what are you going for?"
"It's a secret."
"OK"...
A few hours later daughter phones me up again, this time crying...
"What's up?" I enquire.
"I bought you a chocolate chicken as a present, but then it kept saying it wanted me to eat it. Now I've eaten it, and I don't have it as a present for you any more."
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