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    Lying in bed at 18:00 last night, drinking my third can of scrumpy jack, I had this thought

    What was the first truly flat surface ever made by humans.

    I havn't got a clue myself but I know there will be some wise soul out there who will help me answer this.





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    #2
    the wheel?

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      #3
      Originally posted by EternalOptimist
      Lying in bed at 18:00 last night, drinking my third can of scrumpy jack, I had this thought

      What was the first truly flat surface ever made by humans.

      I havn't got a clue myself but I know there will be some wise soul out there who will help me answer this.





      Certainly before the Pyramids.

      If the stones had the slightest imperfection then the weight of the stones above would've cracked them.

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        #4
        Originally posted by EternalOptimist
        Lying in bed at 18:00 last night, drinking my third can of scrumpy jack, I had this thought

        What was the first truly flat surface ever made by humans.

        I havn't got a clue myself but I know there will be some wise soul out there who will help me answer this.





        In bed at 6pm with a can of scrumpy jack?

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          #5
          Guess the oldest we know of is on Gozo.
          Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
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            #6
            Originally posted by Churchill
            Certainly before the Pyramids.

            If the stones had the slightest imperfection then the weight of the stones above would've cracked them.
            Ah now

            I know how the Egyptians managed that. They flooded the area where the pyramids were to be, then drilled down through the water a set distance. Then they flattened the rock to the level of the drill holes






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              #7
              Originally posted by Kyajae
              In bed at 6pm with a can of scrumpy jack?

              working away from home, based in Eastcote.

              I am aiming for 5pm as some sort of record








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                #8
                Depends what you mean by flat. No surface is truly flat.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by realityhack
                  Depends what you mean by flat. No surface is truly flat.
                  My mates wifes chest is.
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by realityhack
                    Depends what you mean by flat. No surface is truly flat.
                    Atoms are a bit bumpy.

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