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    The final word on Iran

    15 sailors captured for straying into Iranian waters. 14 men, 1 woman. Doesn't take a genius to work out who was reading the f**king map does it?
    Call the cops

    #2
    Originally posted by freakydancer
    15 sailors captured for straying into Iranian waters. 14 men, 1 woman. Doesn't take a genius to work out who was reading the f**king map does it?



    best post of the week!
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      #3
      Originally posted by freakydancer
      15 sailors captured for straying into Iranian waters. 14 men, 1 woman. Doesn't take a genius to work out who was reading the f**king map does it?
      I thought the issues was "who's sat-nav is the most accurate". Clearly, the wragheads must have had some cheap cr@p they got from Dixons

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        #4
        Originally posted by DodgyAgent


        best post of the week!
        I thank you!
        Call the cops

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          #5
          Originally posted by freakydancer
          15 sailors captured for straying into Iranian waters. 14 men, 1 woman. Doesn't take a genius to work out who was reading the f**king map does it?

          Thats quality

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            #6
            Originally posted by freakydancer
            15 sailors captured for straying into Iranian waters. 14 men, 1 woman. Doesn't take a genius to work out who was reading the f**king map does it?

            I kind of recall hearing this line first on Radio 4's 'The Now Show' last friday

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              #7
              Well nothing's original these days. He's just doing his bit for recycling. May even save the planet. Got to be as effective as the other methods we're using.
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                #8
                Originally posted by Kyajae
                I kind of recall hearing this line first on Radio 4's 'The Now Show' last friday
                Along with the one about, "When I heard that 15 Englishmen had been picked up in the sea off Iran my first thought was, 'Wow, I didn't know you could get that far on a pedalo'."

                (Which was quite topical last Friday anyway.)

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                  #9
                  I thought it was because none of the blokes would ask for directions.

                  Actually the woman on board looks a bit sus to me. A bit like Wayne Rooney in a dress
                  Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

                  I preferred version 1!

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by TonyEnglish
                    I thought it was because none of the blokes would ask for directions.

                    Actually the woman on board looks a bit sus to me. A bit like Wayne Rooney in a dress
                    Have you ever seen Wayne Rooney in a dress?

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