Fight in Accounting/Legal Forum!

[cojak]

Accountants are handbagging each other!!

And we can watch!!!!

*grabs popcorn and camping chair, dashes to the A/L ring...*

http://forums.contractoruk.com/thread16145.html

[PAH]

Clearly the moderators are on holiday too. They'd be banned for lack of swearing by now. Jeez, accountants, they'll be trying to charge us pay-per-view next, they don't do anything for free.

[Kyajae]

Accountants are handbagging each other!!

And we can watch!!!!

*grabs popcorn and camping chair, dashes to the A/L ring...*

http://forums.contractoruk.com/thread16145.html

I never imagined bean-counting could be this exhilerating! Just goes to show it only takes one to grab the wrong end of the turd and off it all goes. Bit like the Gerneral forum!

[xoggoth]

Cojak. I will hold you personally responsible if I am unable to pull myself out of this coma by noon.

[AlfredJPruffock]

Accountants of the World - Unite !

You have nothing to lose - but our imvoices

When I were a lad - if the Lads in the Accounts had been up in arms we would all let bygones be bygones by getting round the Corporate Campfire and sing ye old Accounting folk songs of yore.

Yes - we would Sing !

Sing !



The French are glad to die for love.
They delight in fighting duels.
But I prefer an accountant who balances my books
And gives expensive jewels.

A kiss on the hand
May be quite continental,

But an Accountant (chartered? ) is a girl's best friend.

A kiss may be grand
But it won't pay the rental

On your humble flat
Or help you at the automat.

Men grow cold
As girls grow old
And we all lose our charms in the end.

There may come a time
When a lass needs a lawyer,
But an Accountant is a girl's best friend.

There may come a time
When a hard-boiled employer
Thinks you're awful nice,
But get that ice or else no dice.

An accountant - He's your guy
When stocks are high,
But beware when they start to descend.

It's then that those louses
Go back to their spouses.
An accountant is a girl's best friend.

I've heard of affairs
That are strictly platonic,
But accountants are a girl's best friend.

Time rolls on,
And youth is gone,
And you can't straighten up when you bend.

But Accountants - are a girl's best friend.

[OwlHoot]

It sounds more like a couple of clerics disputing the distinction between "homoousion" and "homoiousion".

[Kyajae]

It sounds more like a couple of clerics disputing the distinction between "homoousion" and "homoiousion".

They sound like the sort of people who collect spatulas for a hobby

[threaded]

It sounds more like a couple of clerics disputing the distinction between "homoousion" and "homoiousion".

Well, that is really a substantial difference.

[snaw]

Well, that is really a substantial difference.

Rumour has it you're the expert on all things substantial. Bowing to superior qualifications