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Top Attributes to be a Vicar; Discuss

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    Top Attributes to be a Vicar; Discuss

    Large top front teeth seems to srping to mind

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    The ability to play kids like a fiddle.
    "If it floats, flies, or f***s, lease it." - Evel Knievel when he wasn't jumping buses or women

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      #3
      Must have a liking of oddly built, large, cold buildings.

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        #4
        Originally posted by pisces
        Must have a liking of oddly built, large, cold buildings.
        Must be a subscriber to Fetes Monthley

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          #5
          Sandals
          ...my quagmire of greed....my cesspit of laziness and unfairness....all I am doing is sticking two fingers up at nurses, doctors and other hard working employed professionals...

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            #6
            believe in god

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              #7
              Be a man or a woman. For example, my cat shouldn't be a vicar. Well, obviously not now as it's dead, but you know what I mean.

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                #8
                Originally posted by zeitghost
                There's a lady vicar around here who used to be a chap vicar at one time...
                My sister is a vicar. Actually, she might be a bishop by now but we rarely talk shop.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Captain Dispensable
                  The ability to play kids like a fiddle.
                  ... and to be quite happy covering up for anyone else that has those kind of leanings too.

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                    #10
                    If she’s anything like ‘The Vicar of Dibley’ … and has her charisma, you can’t get any better then that!!!!
                    [Absolutely love that show]

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