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So What's Your Porn Movie Star Name?

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    So What's Your Porn Movie Star Name?

    Take the name of your first pet and the maidem/surname of your mum. Add them to create you own personalised Porn Movie Star Name.

    Mine is Winston Fox!

    #2
    Ron Jeremy.

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      #3
      Actually, it's the name of your childhood pet and the name of the street you grew up on. With some minor mods (pet name 'Nikke', street name [of a choice of two] 'Burns Bay Rd') I would be known to pron afficianados as ... Nick Burns.

      Oops .. edit:

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        #4
        My first pet was a rabbit called Lady, and my first street was Straton Way....so I guess mine would be Lady Straton (or Lady Strap-on if we're allowed modifications)
        The pope is a tard.

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          #5
          That's uncanny - My first pet goldfish was called Sally, and my father married a Miss Anne.
          Last edited by OwlHoot; 8 April 2007, 18:05.
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            #6
            Originally posted by OwlHoot
            That's uncanny - My first pet goldfish was called Sally, and my father married a Miss Anne.
            Naaa , I never seen any of them called like that. It is jsut a coincidence.

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              #7
              Name of first pet? Mother's maiden name? How about first school, memorable date (not your birthday) etc. I'm not falling for that, you're tryijng to hack into our online bank accounts aren't you?
              bloggoth

              If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
              John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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                #8
                Sparkle Turner
                Do you think people who pack the confectionary into boxes at fudge making factories tell people what they do for a living?

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                  #9
                  And your bank account details?

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                    #10
                    Tweetybird Ponsonby-Smythe
                    "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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