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I can't come to work tomorrow.

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    I can't come to work tomorrow.

    One of the staff phoned me up, tearfully: "I can't come to work tomorrow."

    "What's wrong?" I enquire

    "My boyfriend is leaving me." she replies in broken English

    "Oh, that is sad. I shall try and sort something out." wondering how long it would take her to get herself together I ask, "Are you living together?"

    "Ja."

    "Have you any children?"

    "No no, my boyfriend is a girl."
    Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
    threadeds website, and here's my blog.

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    So what are you trying to say ?

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      #3
      Originally posted by TheOmegaMan
      So what are you trying to say ?
      Lesbians are lazy.

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