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Opening a Book: How Long Will MF Last As An Employee

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    Opening a Book: How Long Will MF Last As An Employee

    place your bets ladies and gentlemen

    Milan.

    #2
    6 weeks.
    The pope is a tard.

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      #3
      Unitl his larger mortgage is approved.

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        #4
        Until the first time he has to do any of the following:
        - get approval for taking time off
        - buy some inconsequential but fun gadget that always used to qualify as a company expense
        - attends a personal development review
        Plan A is located just about here.
        If that doesn't work, then there's always plan B

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          #5
          6 Months. Maximum.

          Three months to get my wages slips, three months to move into Casa MF.
          What happens in General, stays in General.
          You know what they say about assumptions!

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            #6
            "attends a personal development review"

            When I was a younger I used to think I knew it all.
            As an adult. I know I do.
            What happens in General, stays in General.
            You know what they say about assumptions!

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              #7
              Morning MF,

              did you say you're moving up to the West Country, Bath area ?

              Milan.

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                #8
                a/ Until he punches his manager
                b/ Until his manager realises he asks a bulleting board what questions to ask in an interview
                c/ Until the manager realises he's a bullsh1ter
                The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

                But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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                  #9
                  a/ Until he punches his manager

                  My anger issues are sorted thanks you f-ckwit.

                  b/ Until his manager realises he asks a bulleting board what questions to ask in an interview

                  bulletin

                  c/ Until the manager realises he's a bullsh1ter

                  They're working with me, not you.
                  What happens in General, stays in General.
                  You know what they say about assumptions!

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by MarillionFan

                    c/ Until the manager realises he's a bullsh1ter

                    They're working with me, not you.
                    Exactly
                    The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

                    But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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