There are 3 golden rules for happiness

[BrilloPad]

I came up with these following my divorce :-
1. dont get married
2. dont have children

But have now had to add another :-
3. if a woman says she cant get pregnant then have a snip anyway.

I have just fallen victim to number 3. This will be my gf's first child. Whilst I am delighted that she is so happy, I did tell her with 30 minutes of meeting her about rules 1&2.

I do hope my gf shows more bottle than my ex-wife.

[milanbenes]

looks like you've got a few more years throttling those tickers ahead of you

Milan.

[SallyAnne]

I came up with these following my divorce :-
1. dont get married
2. dont have children

But have now had to add another :-
3. if a woman says she cant get pregnant then have a snip anyway.

I have just fallen victim to number 3. This will be my gf's first child. Whilst I am delighted that she is so happy, I did tell her with 30 minutes of meeting her about rules 1&2.

I do hope my gf shows more bottle than my ex-wife.

Can you remember the conversation we had not so long ago?
It went something along the lines of: -

Sal "I feel so sorry for your gf - a girl that age is going to want to get married and have kids"
Andrew "no, she knows the score and knows thats NOT giong to happen"
Sal "Are you SURE she's fine with that?"
Andrew "Oh yes, she 100% knows the score"




Edit: oh, and congratulations

[kramer]

i remember that too but i guess most women deep down think they can change a guy..

they never get it right though!

[Bagpuss]

all women at sometime want kids

[Kyajae]

all women at sometime want kids

And once they've got them, blokes are just a source of income, either by job or via the CSA.

[BrilloPad]

Can you remember the conversation we had not so long ago?
It went something along the lines of: -

Sal "I feel so sorry for your gf - a girl that age is going to want to get married and have kids"
Andrew "no, she knows the score and knows thats NOT giong to happen"
Sal "Are you SURE she's fine with that?"
Andrew "Oh yes, she 100% knows the score"




Edit: oh, and congratulations

SA - you are right - as ever! Dont get too smug...

First the gf knew was suspected ectopic as she was in bad pain. Was told to go to chemist(OTC kits are 100%) and could not believe it. Made the hospital repeat the tests - and had to be told 5 times b4 she could accept it.

I am very very happy for her - she is delighted!

[SallyAnne]

I am very very happy for her - she is delighted!

Are you happy for you too?

[Churchill]

SA - you are right - as ever! Dont get too smug...

First the gf knew was suspected ectopic as she was in bad pain. Was told to go to chemist(OTC kits are 100%) and could not believe it. Made the hospital repeat the tests - and had to be told 5 times b4 she could accept it.

I am very very happy for her - she is delighted!

And you Sir?

What are your intentions?

Ah, I see you have your passport.....

[MarillionFan]

Andrew. By the sounds of it, you make a poor husband, poor father, poor boyfriend and are piss poor at whipping it out.

Now go and don your Batman outfit and tell us how hard done by you are.