I came up with these following my divorce :-
1. dont get married
2. dont have children
But have now had to add another :-
3. if a woman says she cant get pregnant then have a snip anyway.
I have just fallen victim to number 3. This will be my gf's first child. Whilst I am delighted that she is so happy, I did tell her with 30 minutes of meeting her about rules 1&2.
I do hope my gf shows more bottle than my ex-wife.
1. dont get married
2. dont have children
But have now had to add another :-
3. if a woman says she cant get pregnant then have a snip anyway.
I have just fallen victim to number 3. This will be my gf's first child. Whilst I am delighted that she is so happy, I did tell her with 30 minutes of meeting her about rules 1&2.
I do hope my gf shows more bottle than my ex-wife.
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