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    http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/...260243,00.html
    Call the cops

    #2
    Originally posted by freakydancer

    Sounds like a bit of 'armless' fun to me

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      #3
      Originally posted by Kyajae
      Sounds like a bit of 'armless' fun to me
      Wahey!!
      Call the cops

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        #4
        Originally posted by freakydancer
        Wahey!!

        Personally, for doing such a stoopid thing, I'd have terminated the zoo keepers contract and given him the elbow!

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          #5
          Never smile at a crocodile
          No you can't get friendly with a crocodile
          Don't be taken in by his welcome grin
          He's imagining how well you'd fit beneath his skin

          Never smile at a crocodile
          Never tip your hat and stop to talk awhile
          Never run, walk away
          Say goodnight and not good-day
          Clear the aisle and never smile at Mr Crocodile
          Boom boom boom boom
          A-haw haw haw haw
          Hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm
          Hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm

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            #6
            Where does Oliver keep his armies?

            Up his sleevies

            I'm here all week

            My dad used to tell that one when Elvis Costello was big.
            Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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              #7
              Nice

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                #8
                Zookeepers fired bullets at the crocodile's neck to get it to release its vice-like grip on the torn forearm.

                "The crocodile was unharmed as we didn't find any bullet holes on its hide," said Chen Po-tsun, a zoo official.

                A bulletproof crocodile!!

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Kyajae
                  Personally, for doing such a stoopid thing, I'd have terminated the zoo keepers contract and given him the elbow!
                  But he can wrist assured they won't!

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by wendigo100
                    But he can wrist assured they won't!
                    Good, 'off-the-cuff' delivery there...

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