Stab proof school uniforms!!

[wobbegong]

The ultimate fashion accessory for a street-wise teen has been revealed - a stab-proof hoodie.

The top is lined with ultra-strong Kevlar, the material used in body armour for British troops.

Bladerunner, a firm in Romford, Essex, which makes protective clothes for police forces and security guards, is selling the tops for £65.

Boss Adrian Davis claims to be in discussion with schools in east London about putting Kevlar linings into school uniforms.

"It's all in development but we're at an advanced stage," he said.

"We've sent examples of school jumpers to the manufacturers and we're waiting for the costings. I really believe it's needed," he has told The Sun.

Isn't it time to recognise that the social experiment of not disciplining children has officially failed?

[EternalOptimist]

Isn't it time to recognise that the social experiment of not disciplining children has officially failed?

maybe, but now that we have armed and armoured the b*ggers do you want to be first up with the cane ??

[gingerjedi]

Nah man dey is livin da dream init...

I'm not one to usualy watch 'Ross Kemp on Gangs' but he's doing London tonight so I may give it a watch.

[Alf W]

Boss Adrian Davis is busy drumming up some publicity with a cynical marketing stunt more like.

[gingerjedi]

Bladerunner, a firm in Romford, Essex, which makes protective clothes for police forces and security guards, is selling the tops for £65.

Oh how apt!

I love this country but the population leaves a lot to be desired.

[DodgyAgent]

where I went to school the protection we needed was from s**t stabbers.

[BrilloPad]

where I went to school the protection we needed was from s**t stabbers.

stage school? hairdressing school?

thank god I went to Grammar school where shirt lifting had not been invented - well I heard a few rumours...

[DodgyAgent]

stage school? hairdressing school?

thank god I went to Grammar school where shirt lifting had not been invented - well I heard a few rumours...

that must have been the pre bikeshed era

[Captain Dispensable]

That's the price you pay for going to an all boys school. Hormones raging and only the brown hole to play with.

I remember seeing a south african porn mag one of the lads brought to school one-day. It had a photo comparison of a bloke's ring-piece and a bird's flange, with a caption along the lines of "Why most men aren't gay". That just reinforced it for me, yep I prefer the pink hole ta very much. Funny 'article' though.


On the subject of stab-proof clothes, did anyone else see the Gadget Show the other day where they had some silly putty type stuff that can be molded into shape slowly but is resilient to quick forceful attacks? Initial idea is to use it in head gear for cyclist instead of those poncy life-saving crash helmets. Interesting physical properties, whatever the stuff was.

[DodgyAgent]

That's the price you pay for going to an all boys school. Hormones raging and only the brown hole to play with.

I remember seeing a south african porn mag one of the lads brought to school one-day. It had a photo comparison of a bloke's ring-piece and a bird's flange, with a caption along the lines of "Why most men aren't gay". That just reinforced it for me, yep I prefer the pink hole ta very much. Funny 'article' though.


On the subject of stab-proof clothes, did anyone else see the Gadget Show the other day where they had some silly putty type stuff that can be molded into shape slowly but is resilient to quick forceful attacks? Initial idea is to use it in head gear for cyclist instead of those poncy life-saving crash helmets. Interesting physical properties, whatever the stuff was.

Just a tad too much information don't you think cap'n?