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    Loud Women

    Topic of conversation in the pub last night; when pleasuring your wife/girlfriend is her vocal response one of the following. Plese vote.
    35
    Wails like a banshee
    14.29%
    5
    Is loud, but not as loud as a banshee
    20.00%
    7
    Has just the right volume
    25.71%
    9
    Moans discreetly and demurly
    31.43%
    11
    Offers nothing more than audible breathing
    5.71%
    2
    Is so quiet, you'd think she's dropped into a coma
    2.86%
    1

    The poll is expired.


    #2
    Considering the amount of polls you have run I'm amazed you haven’t grasped how to do it yet.
    Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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      #3
      Hurry up. Saturday Kitchen starts in a minute.
      bloggoth

      If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
      John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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        #4
        How long does it take to set up a poll?
        The pope is a tard.

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          #5
          It's strange what noises women make in their sleep isn't it, whilst us blokes just snore and fart.
          "If it floats, flies, or f***s, lease it." - Evel Knievel when he wasn't jumping buses or women

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            #6
            Where's the option for phlegm based weasing?
            The pope is a tard.

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              #7
              See a doctor
              "If it floats, flies, or f***s, lease it." - Evel Knievel when he wasn't jumping buses or women

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                #8
                Originally posted by gingerjedi
                Considering the amount of polls you have run I'm amazed you haven’t grasped how to do it yet.
                What's wrong with it?

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by zeitghost
                  I was eternally grateful, when working away from home, that I never got a room next to someone who made as much noise as my ex.... she could howl for England... so I must have been doing something right at least...
                  Unless she was making noises to keep herself awake?
                  The pope is a tard.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Kyajae
                    What's wrong with it?
                    It wasn't there!
                    Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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