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    At a loss as what to do this weekend with the missus. Any suggestions???

    #2
    Take her from behind?
    Call the cops

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      #3
      Originally posted by Barriebazg
      At a loss as what to do this weekend with the missus. Any suggestions???
      Sell her on Ebay

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        #4
        A threesome with her best mate or sister?
        How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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          #5
          OK I will rephrase it. What places do people recommend going to for a weekend?

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            #6
            Originally posted by Barriebazg
            OK I will rephrase it. What places do people recommend going to for a weekend?
            Take her to heaven & back with her sister / best mate
            How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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              #7
              It depends on where you are and how far you are willing to travel, are we talking city breaks abroad or a dirty weekend in a UK seaside resort?
              Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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                #8
                Originally posted by Barriebazg
                OK I will rephrase it. What places do people recommend going to for a weekend?

                Take her to IKEA with your credit card. It'll be a shag ticket for the next week.

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                  #9
                  Is she a goer? wink wink nudge nudge
                  Call the cops

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by gingerjedi
                    It depends on where you are and how far you are willing to travel, are we talking city breaks abroad or a dirty weekend in a UK seaside resort?

                    I am in Bath at the moment but live in Hertfordshire. Not fussed where it is, willing to travel...

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