Little Gems of Advice (Viz Style)

[Kyajae]

Let's see what this can produce.

Here's mine.

Cyclists. Fed up with punctures when cycling to or from work? Simply, remove the inner tube from your tyre for a guaranteed puncture-free journey every time.

[threaded]

Let's see what this can produce.

Here's mine.

Cyclists. Fed up with punctures when cycling to or from work? Simply, remove the inner tube from your tyre for a guaranteed puncture-free journey every time.

Actually done that. I use some stuff called Stans Tire Sealant means you can turn an ordinary tire into a tubeless. Saves quite a bit of weight, and you have to try real hard to get a flat.

[gingerjedi]

Drill a hole in your fridge door so you can make sure the light goes off when you close it.

[freakydancer]

Insecure contractors. Feel better about yourself and maintain your popularity amongst your peers by telling every f**king person in the world about how much f**king money you earn. Then tell them again, just incase they didn't hear you the first time

[wendigo100]

Lorry drivers. On dual-carriageways, use both lanes to travel side by side up hills and keep each other company.

[Kyajae]

Let's see what this can produce.

Here's mine.

Cyclists. Fed up with punctures when cycling to or from work? Simply, remove the inner tube from your tyre for a guaranteed puncture-free journey every time.

Want to make money in a business that has very low overheads?
Manufacture and sell a bladeless knife with no handle.

[_V_]

Want to make a quick buck? Simply borrow money & buy property and let it out to tenants. Then sell up and retire a millionaire.

[Dog_Yoghurt]

Let's see what this can produce.

Here's mine.

Cyclists. Fed up with punctures when cycling to or from work? Simply, remove the inner tube from your tyre for a guaranteed puncture-free journey every time.

Pasta Lovers. When cooking spaghetti, tie all the ends together. That way you can eat it in one long suck, eliminating the drudgery of washing up knives and forks.

[Moscow Mule]

An empty cigar case filled with angry wasps makes an inexpensive vibrator.

[swissmike]

To save on wear and tear on your carpets, roll them up and put them in the garage