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OAP Plan B

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    OAP Plan B

    Another reason we need the death penalty
    Michael Sams, who murdered the teenage prostitute Julie Dart and kidnapped estate agent Stephanie Slater before imprisoning her in a coffin, has boasted he is better off in jail than living as a pensioner on the outside.

    The notorious one-legged killer, who is serving four life sentences, broke his silence to brag that his life behind bars at Whitemoor Prison, Cambridgeshire is better than he could expect if he were surviving on a state pension.

    Sams, 65, wrote to Inside Time, a national newspaper for prisoners, in response to a campaign for convicts to receive their state pension once they reach retirement age.

    In a self-satisfied letter, the former tool-repairer, asked: “How many pensioners in the community, who are totally dependent on the basic state pension and live in rented accommodation, are able to spend around £20 per week on luxuries?

    “Most struggle to keep warm in winter, afraid to put the heating on, barely eating, let alone getting three square (ready-made) meals per day. And three or four choices per course at that!

    “Free access to the gym each day to keep those joints supple and no bills except for £1 per week TV rental.”
    How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

    #2
    Sod the gym, they should be made to work to keep their joints supple. There's got to be some godawful jobs out there that even the exploited immigrants won't do. Chicken Sexer? Right up some of these perves' street.

    Bring back the chain gangs. They can work for Maxamus filling in potholes when it's cold and wet whilst his usual law-abiding workforce are putting their feet up in the portacabin with a brew, fag, and copy of the daily sport.

    I'll bet chokey is cushier than some of the b&b hovels I've stayed in. One place had ants all over the breakfast room, even in the salt and sugar pots. They wondered why I didn't want to stay there the full week!
    "If it floats, flies, or f***s, lease it." - Evel Knievel when he wasn't jumping buses or women

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      #3
      Originally posted by Captain Dispensable
      Chicken Sexer? Right up some of these perves' street.
      Q>Why did the chicken cross the road?

      A>because it was stuck on the perverts dick!

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