Top Tips for Plan B's

[milanbenes]

listen to your customer's feedback and give them the products they want

Milan.

[Kyajae]

listen to your customer's feedback and give them the products they want

Milan.

I tried that but I had to keep telling the customer that there is no product in existance that will extend his todger by at least 9 inches.

[andy]

Buy for 1 pence and sell for £1
sorted

[Troll]

Minimise costs, eliminate the competition

HTH

[EternalOptimist]

Treat people with fairness and respect. If the c*nts wont buy yer stuff then **** em

[ChimpMaster]

I tried that but I had to keep telling the customer that there is no product in existance that will extend his todger by at least 9 inches.

What kind of "customers" do you have Kayjae!!

[andy]

I tried that but I had to keep telling the customer that there is no product in existance that will extend his todger by at least 9 inches.

So you are the one spamming everyone with penis enlargement emails

[Francko]

listen to your customer's feedback and give them the products they want

Milan.

taken from a Dilbert cartoon.

Market Analyst: "Customer want better products for cheaper"

Director: "That's not possible. Let's just sell what we have and call it a strategy"

[hyperD]

Target champagne socialists, tell them widget was made by poor little african children. Sell useles tat for a 1000% markup.

[Sysman]

Target champagne socialists, tell them widget was made by poor little african children. Sell useles tat for a 1000% markup.

Oh, and say that as not-for-profit organisation, we can limit our administration costs to 20% of turnover.

Ker-chinnnggg!