Crime down in London

[Troll]

From the Ministry of Truth

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/6571189.stm

Crime in London has dropped to its lowest level for eight years, according to Metropolitan Police figures.
It said crime in the capital fell by 6.3% in the 12 months to the end of March, to 921,779 offences.

Murder figures fell by 3.6% with gun/knife crimes (-11.3%), sex attacks (-9.6%), and burglary (-6.6%) down.

Robbery against the person is unchanged but drug offences are up 26.4% and robbery overall rose 1%, with robberies against businesses up 17%.

Racist, homophobic and domestic crimes are down as are motor vehicle offences.

[Kyajae]

From the Ministry of Truth

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/6571189.stm

Complete b0ll0x. Right, next topic?

[andy]

Crime down in London?

Oh yeah and I also saw the pigs flying

[Kyajae]

Crime down in London?

Oh yeah and I also saw the pigs flying

They weren't pigs flying. That was a whole farm yard on a mission into deep space.

[Troll]

They weren't pigs flying. That was a whole farm yard on a mission into deep space.

Nope - St Tony said tough on crime, tough on the causes of crime.... and so it has come to pass

Rejoice!

[Captain Dispensable]

Crime down in London?

Oh yeah and I also saw the pigs flying

In the opposite direction on the tail of a litter dropper.

Tough on the causes of crime? They've really got those poppy fields in Afghanistan under control haven't they, bumper yields since the troops went in.

[zathras]

Nope - St Tony said tough on crime, tough on the causes of crime.... and so it has come to pass

Rejoice!

Of course he did. Make it pointless to report a crime, crime figures go down. Eazy Peezy Lemon Squeezy!