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    Gun running

    I'm off to NYC on Thursday - anyone want me to pick up a gun for them whilst I'm over there? I'm gonna try and get an Uzi.
    Call the cops

    #2
    Why go that far, there are big gun markets most weekends in Belguim and Eastern Europe is not too far. The amount of AK47's I've had offered (and 1 jet plane.) Plus you can take it all back in the the boot of your car, just how will you get the Uzi through DOHS, eat it?
    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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      #3
      Originally posted by freakydancer
      I'm off to NYC on Thursday - anyone want me to pick up a gun for them whilst I'm over there? I'm gonna try and get an Uzi.
      I've always rather fancied arming myself with a flame-thrower.

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        #4
        U gotta go the RPG heat seeking route. Take a trip out to JFK and bag yourself an 737. But I have to warn you this is illegal in the USA.

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          #5
          Originally posted by wendigo100
          I've always rather fancied arming myself with a flame-thrower.
          Just make one

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            #6
            Originally posted by Sockpuppet
            Just make one
            How?

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              #7
              Anyone ever tried one of those super soaker water rifles, but filled with Unleaded?
              First Law of Contracting: Only the strong survive

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                #8
                Originally posted by _V_
                Anyone ever tried one of those super soaker water rifles, but filled with Unleaded?
                Yeah my missus used to smoke..

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by _V_
                  Anyone ever tried one of those super soaker water rifles, but filled with Unleaded?
                  Hmmm. It needs an ignition system. And stuff to stop blow-back and setting yourself on fire as well. But promising...

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by wendigo100
                    How?
                    Can of hairspray, lighter.

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