Hello I'm New to Contracting.....

[Denny]

What's a limited company?

I need some help on what the word 'limited' means.

What is a company exactly?

[Lucifer Box]

Whoa, hold your horses, Tex. First of all you need to buy some organic seville orange marmalade. This will help you avoid IR35 or something.

Coincidentally, I have some to sell.

[freakydancer]

If you make us all a cuppa we'll tell you.

[XTC]

Denny, is that you?

[dmini]

CUPPA
Its choccy cakes here

[Maxamus]

mockoa chocka locka

[XTC]

Can someone tell me if I'm really me, or tell me where I can find out

It is you isn't it ya cheeky lil monkey. That massage you gave me last night was divine.

[TheRightStuff]

why don't you read the other posts you 'I'm a contractor but have been acting like a permie %^&*"£$"£$"$^%^**"£!"%&$%'. Search you idiot search.
SJD, Nixon, PCG, shout, jobserve are the keywords - SEARCH, SEARCH.
Were not here to help we are here to insult, Insult, INSULT.
Did I say you were an idiot.
IR35, IR35 I'm so worried, please help, please. Sod off and SEARCH, SEARCH, SEARCH.
Net pay caluclator not working. Why it's not working. Oh why.
SJD so slow they haven't phoned me since I pressed the 'form a company' button 6 seconds ago. Automate, automate.
I'm a professional I am. I'm a professional. Please help, please. Seach, Search, Search.
Giant so good, giant so good. Don't have to do anything apart from make Mr Giant rich.

[XTC]

why don't you read the other posts you 'I'm a contractor but have been acting like a permie %^&*"£$"£$"$^%^**"£!"%&$%'. Search you idiot search.
SJD, Nixon, PCG, shout, jobserve are the keywords - SEARCH, SEARCH.
Were not here to help we are here to insult, Insult, INSULT.
Did I say you were an idiot.
IR35, IR35 I'm so worried, please help, please. Sod off and SEARCH, SEARCH, SEARCH.
Net pay caluclator not working. Why it's not working. Oh why.
SJD so slow they haven't phoned me since I pressed the 'form a company' button 6 seconds ago. Automate, automate.
I'm a professional I am. I'm a professional. Please help, please. Seach, Search, Search.
Giant so good, giant so good. Don't have to do anything apart from make Mr Giant rich.

Calm blue ocean, calm blue ocean..

[TheRightStuff]

fool