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    Crap suicide attempt

    Anyone read City A.M yesterday? They had a picture of the Millenium bridge surrounded by police on foot, cars, boats - the works. Apparently someone was 'attempting suicide' trying to jump off it? It's freaking 10 feet high. And thanks to the hottest April on record the water is a balmy 20 degrees. What a tard.

    #2
    Maybe they didn't want to hurt themselves?
    Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
    threadeds website, and here's my blog.

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      #3
      Originally posted by threaded
      Maybe they didn't want to hurt themselves?

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        #4
        ...he was promptly arrested for immigration offences.

        Some would say he'll go on to get accommodation, benefits and compensation, but not me!!!!

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          #5
          Makes sense if he couldn't swim.

          Should have called his bluff Lethal Weapon style: "You really wanna jump!? OK, let's do it..."
          "If it floats, flies, or f***s, lease it." - Evel Knievel when he wasn't jumping buses or women

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            #6
            sounds more like he was going for a swim...in that balmy 20 degree water.

            probably wondered what all the fuss was about

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              #7
              The currents near the bridges are huge.

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