Story of a Contractor to Permie

[MarillionFan]

Day 4. Bored beyond belief. Decided to work at home on my accounts from 2006 which were wrong.

Everyone at a large sales conference and IT have locked down my priviledges since going Perm as I have moved departments.

Got asked for a signed contract back today, still haven't signed. Might not make the month out as I am now suffering from Permitisis.

Might go sick tomorrow.

[DimPrawn]

FFS, do you EVER stick at anything?

You are either walking out of, or in the process of being thrown out of, every job / contract.

[SallyAnne]

Damn it - I had 6 weeks! I knew I should've gone earlier!

[milanbenes]

seconded DimP,


MF is a classic isn't he, never sticks at anything

MF what have you done with Mordy ?

Milan.

[Sockpuppet]

Damn it - I had 6 weeks! I knew I should've gone earlier!

I had till his Mortgage was approved. So looks like I could be onto a winner.


Come back MF I miss your abuse.

[MarillionFan]

Im biding my time. Just need the mortgage then it's asta la vista.

Only been perm for four days, already feel like slashing my wrists.

[AtW]

Im biding my time. Just need the mortgage

[hyperD]

Im biding my time. Just need the mortgage then it's asta la vista.

Only been perm for four days, already feel like slashing my wrists.

Where's Mordac?

Plod.

[bobhope]

Last time I was permie, I felt that way weeks before even starting.

[Troll]

Only been perm for four days, already feel like slashing my wrists.

So you will have done:

Induction with HR
The floor walk to meet all your dip stick colleagues (hope you remembered their names)
Found out where the stationary cupboard is
A tour of the canteen
Got your pass sorted out
Diversity training