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    Anyone speak German?

    All I know how to say is that I live in a semi detached house (which doesn't even apply anymore!)

    I keep getting spam emails. Had the american 1p share ones (about 20 a day for the last year), then somehow I started getting sex aids/viagra/premature ej. etc.

    Now I'm getting german spam (which is funny in itself as my lad worked with a German bloke last year who once asked him "vot ees spam ven you eat it" which always made me laugh!)

    Anyway...wtf is this about? Are these German shares now?

    AN ALLE FINANZINVESTOREN!


    DIESE AKTIE WIRD DURCHSTARTEN!
    FREITAG 27. APRIL STARTET DIE HAUSSE!


    Symbol: G7Q.F
    Firma: COUNTY LINE ENERGY
    Preis: 0.25


    WKN: A0J3B0
    ISIN: US2224791077
    Markt: Frankfurt


    LASSEN SIE SICH DIESE CHANCE NICHT ENTGEHEN!


    DIE RALLYE IST GESTARTET!
    The pope is a tard.

    #2
    Originally posted by SallyAnne
    All I know how to say is that I live in a semi detached house (which doesn't even apply anymore!)

    I keep getting spam emails. Had the american 1p share ones (about 20 a day for the last year), then somehow I started getting sex aids/viagra/premature ej. etc.

    Now I'm getting german spam (which is funny in itself as my lad worked with a German bloke last year who once asked him "vot ees spam ven you eat it" which always made me laugh!)

    Anyway...wtf is this about? Are these German shares now?

    AN ALLE FINANZINVESTOREN!


    DIESE AKTIE WIRD DURCHSTARTEN!
    FREITAG 27. APRIL STARTET DIE HAUSSE!


    Symbol: G7Q.F
    Firma: COUNTY LINE ENERGY
    Preis: 0.25


    WKN: A0J3B0
    ISIN: US2224791077
    Markt: Frankfurt


    LASSEN SIE SICH DIESE CHANCE NICHT ENTGEHEN!


    DIE RALLYE IST GESTARTET!
    This is the German version of stock ramping emails.

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      #3
      Originally posted by SallyAnne
      Are these German shares now?
      Yes

      Originally posted by SallyAnne
      AN ALLE FINANZINVESTOREN!


      DIESE AKTIE WIRD DURCHSTARTEN!
      FREITAG 27. APRIL STARTET DIE HAUSSE!


      Symbol: G7Q.F
      Firma: COUNTY LINE ENERGY
      Preis: 0.25


      WKN: A0J3B0
      ISIN: US2224791077
      Markt: Frankfurt


      LASSEN SIE SICH DIESE CHANCE NICHT ENTGEHEN!


      DIE RALLYE IST GESTARTET!
      To all financial investors,

      Some bollox about the shares...

      Don't miss your chance

      The rally has started
      ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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        #4
        Reply with the following:

        Du bist eine beschwipster spiesser mit einem shnorbat.

        It means

        You are a drunken nerd with a moustache.
        Hard Brexit now!
        #prayfornodeal

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          #5
          Originally posted by SallyAnne


          LASSEN SIE SICH DIESE CHANCE NICHT ENTGEHEN!


          DIE RALLYE IST GESTARTET!

          "I'm sorry, is there something wrong with you?"
          Basil Fawlty

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            #6
            Originally posted by sasguru
            Reply with the following:

            Du bist eine beschwipster spiesser mit einem shnorbat.

            It means

            You are a drunken nerd with a moustache.


            Funny how you know that particularly phrase Sas - heard it a lot have we?
            The pope is a tard.

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              #7
              Originally posted by Burdock
              "I'm sorry, is there something wrong with you?"
              Basil Fawlty



              Dont mention the war! I mentioned it once, but I think I got away with it!
              The pope is a tard.

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                #8
                Originally posted by Moscow Mule
                Yes



                To all financial investors,

                Some bollox about the shares...

                Don't miss your chance

                The rally has started
                They lost the last war so now they're trying a cyber war.

                "We shall fight them on the keyboards. We shall fight them in the firewalls.
                We shall fight them by antispam and by 'Delete'.

                We shall never surrender!

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by SallyAnne


                  Funny how you know that particularly phrase Sas - heard it a lot have we?
                  Yes, when I went for a few drinks with atw.

                  Actually I learnt it to wind up my German mate.
                  Hard Brexit now!
                  #prayfornodeal

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by sasguru
                    Yes, when I went for a few drinks with atw.

                    Actually I learnt it to wind up my German mate.

                    Do you have any facial hair SAS?

                    SA in Guess Who "Does he wear a hat?" mode
                    The pope is a tard.

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