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Is SA on holiday in Kent Today?

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    Is SA on holiday in Kent Today?

    We need to know.
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

    #2
    Can you put that in context for us that can't be arsed scanning all the news sites. Ta.
    "If it floats, flies, or f***s, lease it." - Evel Knievel when he wasn't jumping buses or women

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      #3
      I think it might have been my fault - I had a curry last night

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        #4
        Kent reporting in....

        Nothing to see here, move along - it's all global warming's fault
        How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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          #5
          Originally posted by Troll
          Kent reporting in....

          Nothing to see here, move along - it's all global warming's fault
          Apparently SA is in Kent this morning. She dropped her purse!

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            #6
            Originally posted by zeitghost
            Ah.

            Earthquake reference...
            Like: just give it away man....
            Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
            threadeds website, and here's my blog.

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              #7
              It is pretty catastrophic really. Bound to take months for the roofers to turn up and fix all those loose tiles and chimneys.

              Laughted when a news reporter pointed out a damaged Corsa as being "totally destroyed". It had a couple of broken windows ffs! Then again the glass is probably the costliest part on those piles of tulipe, so yeah it probably was written off.
              "If it floats, flies, or f***s, lease it." - Evel Knievel when he wasn't jumping buses or women

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                #8
                Originally posted by Captain Dispensable
                It is pretty catastrophic really. Bound to take months for the roofers to turn up and fix all those loose tiles and chimneys.

                Laughted when a news reporter pointed out a damaged Corsa as being "totally destroyed". It had a couple of broken windows ffs! Then again the glass is probably the costliest part on those piles of tulipe, so yeah it probably was written off.

                Scene:
                Post earthquake. Vauxhall Corsa half buried under a pile of slates and chimney bricks. Chavvy baseball-capped Corsa owner standing alongside his car looking traumatised. Fire and Rescuse worker approaches the Chav.

                F&R Man - "Is this your car, mate"
                Chav - "Yeah"
                F&R Man - "Looks like a total write-off to me"
                Chav - "Yeah"
                F & R Man - "Tell you what mate, between you and me, I'll give you 50 quid for it"
                Chav - "Wot?? Me ****** girlfriend's trapped inside"
                F&R Man - "Alright, I'll give you 60 quid"
                Chav - "Done"
                Last edited by Kyajae; 29 April 2007, 12:30.

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