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Summer brings out the best in the women and the worst in the men

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    Summer brings out the best in the women and the worst in the men

    Is this true?

    #2
    Originally posted by andrew_neil_uk
    Is this true?
    Haven't gone to the gym lately?
    I've seen much of the rest of the world. It is brutal and cruel and dark, Rome is the light.

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      #3
      Originally posted by andrew_neil_uk
      Is this true?
      If you mean fat blokes in shorts and flip flops ogling pretty 'ladeez' in skimpy see through outfits then yes!
      Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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        #4
        I think we should go back to the time where you could just have sex with a women whether they wanted to or not.

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          #5
          Originally posted by newperson
          I think we should go back to the time where you could just have sex with a women whether they wanted to or not.
          you mean rape.

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            #6
            Originally posted by TheRightStuff
            you mean rape.
            No, Rohypinol.

            IGMC.
            Hard Brexit now!
            #prayfornodeal

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              #7
              Originally posted by newperson
              I think we should go back to the time where you could just have sex with a women whether they wanted to or not.
              The millions of years up until, what, mediaeval times?

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                #8
                I believe these days it's called an escort service
                The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

                But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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                  #9
                  When I was a lad the common belief was

                  When a lady says no she means maybe
                  When a lady says maybe she means yes
                  When a lady says yes she's no lady


                  You would get six months for saying that these days






                  (\__/)
                  (>'.'<)
                  ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                    #10
                    Do I look fat in this?

                    What is the best answer to that?
                    The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

                    But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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