****** Man Utd jokes ******

[BankingContractor]

What a great evening of football last night, Man Utd got well and truly thumped. They were taught a proper lesson in European football.

As I was telling my mates here at work, you leave the European stuff to the big boys and let us win our 6th European crown. Liverrrrrpooooool.....

Any good Man Utd jokes going round?

[wendigo100]

What have Man Utd got in common with Mrs Benes?

Altogether now ...


They've both been f***** by milan!

[sasguru]

What have Man Utd got in common with Mrs Benes?

Altogether now ...


They've both been f***** by milan!

[BankingContractor]

I like it, keep 'em coming. We've got some really pi55ed off Man U fans here, its so great watching them stew..

[Captain Dispensable]

What have Man Utd got in common with Mrs Benes when thinking about Milan?

They both wish there was a third leg.

[Diestl]

What do DC electricity and Man Utd have in common....

[BankingContractor]

I don't know, what do DC electricity and Man Utd have in common?

[dang65]

I imagine that AC is involved somewhere but I don't know enough about electricty to be able to think what the subtle punchline might be.

[Bagpuss]

What have Liverpool got in common with Man U?

Winning the ECL once in 18 years

apart from that nothing as they never win the league

[Diestl]

Im sure someone can come up with a good punchline, do I have to do all the work.